2025-07-13 15:56:12

So apparently we’ve reached the part of the timeline where proving you're human onchain doesn’t involve eyeball scans or captcha puzzles but taking a shit lmao

You log your bowel movement, and that becomes your proof-of-humanness.

Dumb and hilarious af. We might actually be in the era of biometric proof-of-poop.

What does it say about crypto that this might be the most unforgeable form of proof we’ve come up with?

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